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babyknuckles: This truly is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen :’3When I have kids, there only outfits of choice will be either from the Disney waderobe or the Final Fantasy waderobe - I’m not having any boring children who don’t like dress up.
Miss Alexandra Potter more like a dom than a sub… There is something funny about this girsl: she looks like a kid but is as sexy as a more mature (if not adult) lady. And she seems to have fun. I like the brat-like look here.
Okay now thanks to that last thing, I have this headcanon that Bro would grab Dave, and just throw him over his shoulder and take him places, no matter what the kid was doing at the time
baracknobama: theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits and im there like
barackobamas: does anyone else ever have pregnant dreams because that shit is scary you wake up in a cold sweat like who’S TAKING CARE OF MY KID before you remember that there is no kid thank the lord
orlesiantrash: mistressmorrigan: orlesiantrash: here’s a picture of me doing blood magic but theres no picture there thats right kids i dont do blood magic keep the maker in your hearts and be like me
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:vampireapologist-archive-deacti:I just reached out to a farmer I stayed with in Norway about something and I was like eh I was one of like 7 kids there at the time and he hosts like 30 every year and it’s been 6 years
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
montbear replied to your post: montbear replied to your post: like the only… they all became otherkin after i dropped out gjdlkfjg though there was one kid who rode my bus who got paid by the school to go there and thought he was a dragon, and
bootyscientist2: I remember a white kid in my class talking about how his parents made 320k combined and they still “struggle” and thinking to myself: “It’s probably because they don’t know how to manage their fucking money and live above their
minigator: undietaker: Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND” public
why do white people age so fast… theres like this kid in my class with some fucking wrinkles already like jeez
greatdarknoodleking: adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the fucking universe, sometimes explosions
recursorsprite: I really like how in “Frybo” Steven pretty much immediately tries to get the gem shard to Pearl after he finds it and figures out what it does. I mean, there are so many shows where the exact same premise would end up with the kid
Like, everytime anything even remotely bad-ish happens in fandom, everyone falls all over themselves panicking and yelling that the show will be cancelled because of it. It doesn’t really work like that, there’s VERY few things that get a
barackobamas:does anyone else ever have pregnant dreams because that shit is scary you wake up in a cold sweat like who’S TAKING CARE OF MY KID before you remember that there is no kid thank the lord
undietaker: Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND”
always-kidrauhl: What do you think is the most important message that we should bring back to our kids about helping other kids around the world?“… We have all that stuff here. So for me I think, if anything I’d love to tell these kids that there’s
queendavekat: today i walked into school and i go to my locker and theres like 15 kids crowded around it im like wtf is going on so i push through these jackasses and i took one look and almost cried
heythisisbecky:The most unrealistic thing about Hogwarts is there is no overt petty drama?? There are like 5 kids per year who have to live together for SEVEN YEARS and they can do MAGIC. You can’t tell me the muffliato charm wasn’t used to talk mad
zainclaw: #somewhere there’s a guy spitting out his coffee while looking at the elevator security cameras #like I’d like to hear what the hell he thinks is going on #there’s this kid flying inside and grows ridiculous sideburns #and this doctor
kindahorny: there are kids at my school who think they’re cute and i just sit there like
Ok Zoe there like tons of these on Montana during spring omg I need to show them to you
such a fun day!!! went to a big petting zoo type farm and a dairy farm then went to my mothers boyfriends house to meet his kids and then his parents farm which is a huge property which looked like a little village from holland. there was barns shaped
allie-nicole: aubreytruthfully: decisivelychallenged: [x] Never has more truth been spoken. I’m too far into this fandom to ever leave. It ate my soul…I’m not even kidding. Sam didn’t get his soul back, they just put my soul in there instead.
There was this one time when I was about 11-12 years old and I was in a bookstore looking at some Pokemon magazines, and dad was talking to this guy and they were talking about his kids. The guy got to a part where he mentioned to my dad about how its
hinoneko:I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere. Like, obviously Pokemon is still
debbiegallagher: the greatest part of being in the closet is when straight people try to tell you that they have great gaydar and you’re just sitting there like ok kid keep telling urself that
thatfunnyblog: Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND”
nltm: nltm: I feel like all kids can be broken up into 2 groups: Dinosaur Kids and Space Kids Were you a dinosaur kid or a space kid
theres this kids show on right now (olivia hAHA) and her and this girl in her class act exactly like ruby and weiss i am ju st
Everyone in my family better stop having damn kids cause I’m sick & tired of spoiling all their asses on Christmas